Well, a few things have been going on as of lately. Sorry I havent updated in awhile. Just in case you didnt get that the last post was a joke, it was. I didnt move. (yet) lols. Um lets see, well my older sister is nearing her due date real quick and in a hurry, she has been in the hospital a few times for different reasons. Last night she was having contractions and started to dilate. They gave her a drug to stop it, and she had an allergic reaction to it, so if it happens again they will just perform the c-section then. She isnt scheduled for it til Feb 4th, but the baby might not want to wait that long. I know my sister doesnt want to wait that long. Unfortunately she is pretty miserable.

On the 1st of the month we had a kick start to the new year. Most of you already know that Mike is no longer living in this house. Things are much calmer and relaxed since his dramatic departure. We feel it is only going to be a time til my little sister leaves as well. She just started her 2nd semester of her freshman year of college. I really hope things dont get messed up for her, but I fear that Mike is only going to get worse.

I have started working more fulltime now that Rhonda (aka Mom) has pulled out, at Stella's. She no longer wants to be responsible for things there so now Madre is in charge, we have taken on a good friend of ours Chamar who is doing well, tonight I will train her again for her 2nd time, then she should be good to go. Since Sandy is one who works at Stella's and she is near to having the baby we cant just go on me and Madre doing everything. Things are looking pretty good in this sense.

I am planning on heading back to Lincolnshire in the summer to spend more time if things go well. I am saving all my pennys that I can and hoping to make enough for airfare and stuff. I dont want to run into the dilema I had going over there with not as much money as they felt I needed. But if it is meant to be, then it shall happen. (please mean to be..!!)

What else... Oh, I have got to meet a few good friends of mine since I returned home. I really enjoy hanging out with my friend Melody. Her and I have talked for a few years now, but right before I went to England I got to know her a lot better, and since I have come home, she has come to visit me like 6 times. I probably wont get to see her again until February 19-20 She is taking me to Splash Lagoon up in Erie for my birthday. I cant wait.

Stuart is doing well in his classes, I try to talk to him most every day, usually every other day. He keeps me updated with things through his blog and through our calls. I am really missing him a lot, but I hope to see him when I return to England... well lemme rephrase that, IF I return to England, I WILL see him. unless he decides not to come home, then I will be hangin out in Lincoln anyways, if I go. I really want to.

I have found a new hobby (that so far the family is all okay with..) Guitar Hero. Danielle got me totally hooked on the game. It is real nice because when I play I forget about everything around me and I am totally in the game. and I love music. Now whenever I hear a song, any song that has a good beat I think, that would be awesome on Guitar Hero. I am fully encouraging Country Guitar Hero!!!

Well that is all I can really think of right now to write about, will write more later.

Living in Pennsylvania

Dear Diary:

Pennsylvania

Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in PA. It is so beautiful here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country.

Oct. 14 - PA is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful hills and spot some white tail deer. They are so graceful, certainly they must be the most peaceful creatures on Earth. This must be paradise.

Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace and tranquility here in PA. I hope it snows soon.I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight: everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree is magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and swept the snow from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing. We had a snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down the street. He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out and shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature in harmony.I love it here!

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute little trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland.I love it here!

Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work in time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling.And that snowplow!

Dec. 21 - More of that white shit coming down. I've got blisters on my hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow driver waits around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.

Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on the sonofabitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him.And why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap??

Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows. Weather man says to expect another 10 inches.Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls 10 inches is??

Jan.1 - Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the shithead actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a shovel! I told him I'd broken 6 already this season.

Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some food and a goddamn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the bastard. It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be killed. The hunters should have a longer season if you ask me.

Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree in the front yard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that old piece of shit into fireplace wood when I had the chance.

May 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump on the road? Car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow shit.

June 10 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Florida.I can't imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken State of Pennsylvania!


I didnt write this, but thought it was funny.